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Der Riot Act
(you gots to read dis, okay?)
Created on 2004-10-03 05:04:07 (#4720024), last updated 2005-02-07
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Basic Info| Name: | Detritus |
|---|---|
| Location: | Ankh-Morpork |
| Website: | Milliways |
BioDis is der journal of Sgt. Detritus of der Ankh-Morpork City Watch. It are not a good idea to say, "hey, you, why you steal from Mister Pratchett", because dis is not stealin'. Dis is a joke, nobody makin' any money, nobody tryin' to say dey're Mister Pratchett.
OOC: This is the RP journal of Detritus the troll, from the Discworld books by the inimitable Terry Pratchett, and is meant solely for fun. For game purposes, Detritus is a bloody huge but still generally human(ish) shaped silicon based lifeform. He is immensely strong, very hard to hurt, has diamonds for teeth, and thinks much better and much faster in a cold area than a warm one. (His IQ is best measured by subtracting the room temperature in degrees Celsius from 100.) He has the badge of the Ankh-Morpork City watch carved into one of his arms, and carries a siege crossbow that can destroy entire walls when fired. Fortunately Sam Vimes has managed to teach him that When Mister Safety Catch Is Off, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend, so this doesn't come up much. That thing's a bear to load anyway.
OOC: This is the RP journal of Detritus the troll, from the Discworld books by the inimitable Terry Pratchett, and is meant solely for fun. For game purposes, Detritus is a bloody huge but still generally human(ish) shaped silicon based lifeform. He is immensely strong, very hard to hurt, has diamonds for teeth, and thinks much better and much faster in a cold area than a warm one. (His IQ is best measured by subtracting the room temperature in degrees Celsius from 100.) He has the badge of the Ankh-Morpork City watch carved into one of his arms, and carries a siege crossbow that can destroy entire walls when fired. Fortunately Sam Vimes has managed to teach him that When Mister Safety Catch Is Off, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend, so this doesn't come up much. That thing's a bear to load anyway.
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